Walking up on that stage May 16th to get that (cheap) piece of paper was a little something like riding a roller coaster, as I’d done only a week before at Six Flags Great Adventure in celebration of Senior Week. I fidgeted in my seat, twiddling my thumbs in anticipation as they called the Masters [...]
So today begins May, and the near end of my college career. I officially handed in my Senior Thesis on the 27th, and I am fully in the clear. The department celebrated our success with champagne and a cake that read “This is a metaphor.” Oh ho ho, those English professors. They’re clever, aren’t they? [...]
I cannot believe there is actually a Wikipedia entry on super seniors. It saddens me a little to look at it, because most of the reasons someone claims (or is given) this title are negative. Well, I’m tired of looking at things that way. This time last year, I was in a terrible state because [...]